Now Hiring...

I am now excepting applications for a very high paced job.  The appropriate person for this job should possess the following qualities:

1. Responsible
2. Articulate
3. Able to remember things over and over and over...
4. Kind...
5. Yet forceful

Pay for this job is minimal...probably a hug here and there.  Hours are not set...you must be at my beckon call.  You will need to be with me upon exit of my car and remind me accordingly to remember EVERYTHING.  You must possess some car theft capabilities (there will be a test) or at least know of a phone number to call when the need arises.

What's the job you ask?  The keeper of my car keys.  I locked them in my car AGAIN today!!!